• Fit people/fitblrs running: " Oh my god I love the feeling of a good run. I just go out there and all my worries melt away along with all the fat I'm burning. I wish I could just run forever and get paid for it...I love running."
  • Me running: " Fuck this ground. Fuck my arms. Fuck my legs. Fuck running. Fuck cardio. Fuck my lungs. Fuck my muscles fatiguing. Fuck my leg cramp. Fuck these little kids playing outside. Fuck this dog peeing on the ground. Fuck the national debt. Fuck unskippable cutscenes before a boss. Fuck the laws of thermodynamics. Fuck exercise."